May 2013
Me: Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: For what?
Me: Umm i don't know to unlock the fuckin chamber of secrets!
2012: slutty 12 year olds
2016: slutty 10 year olds
2020: slutty 6 year olds
2025: slutty 3 year olds
2030: slutty 1 year olds
2035: slutty fetuses
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I'M EATING IS FATTENING
laugh-addict:
foodtrucker:
why does no one have a crush on me what am I doing wrong
imbeingsounoriginal:
My flirting technique is to stare at someone until they realize that I’m looking
That awkward moment when you forget a person's...
sodamnrelatable:
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
sodamnrelatable:
When you have to sneeze, but it won't come out...
sodamnrelatable:
laugh-addict:
when you lose touch with someone you really enjoyed hanging out with
Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
orlopzi:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
He’s not until someone touches him
fffcuk:
im glad they blur it out when people give the middle finger on tv. i can’t imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger might do to a child’s mind.
northlan-e:
its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via bottles-of-beer)
I want to be someone's favourite tumblr.
sodamnrelatable:
koolaidicecubes:
gayleaf:
I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*
*has angry sex with the hole*
sleepingg-with-kellin-quinn:
officialalltimelow:
crowpse:
I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD
THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN
THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.