May 2013
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Me: Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: For what?
Me: Umm i don't know to unlock the fuckin chamber of secrets!
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2012: slutty 12 year olds
2016: slutty 10 year olds
2020: slutty 6 year olds
2025: slutty 3 year olds
2030: slutty 1 year olds
2035: slutty fetuses
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eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
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WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I'M EATING IS FATTENING
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foodtrucker: why does no one have a crush on me what am I doing wrong
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imbeingsounoriginal: My flirting technique is to stare at someone until they realize that I’m looking
May 20th
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That awkward moment when you forget a person's...
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Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
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When you have to sneeze, but it won't come out...
sodamnrelatable:
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laugh-addict: when you lose touch with someone you really enjoyed hanging out with  
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
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orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? He’s not until someone touches him
May 20th
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fffcuk: im glad they blur it out when people give the middle finger on tv. i can’t imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger might do to a child’s mind.
May 20th
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northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
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“Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via bottles-of-beer)
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I want to be someone's favourite tumblr.
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koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
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sleepingg-with-kellin-quinn: officialalltimelow: crowpse: I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS  CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD  THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
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