Me: Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: For what?
Me: Umm i don't know to unlock the fuckin chamber of secrets!
2012: slutty 12 year olds
2016: slutty 10 year olds
2020: slutty 6 year olds
2025: slutty 3 year olds
2030: slutty 1 year olds
2035: slutty fetuses
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I'M EATING IS FATTENING
foodtrucker: why does no one have a crush on me what am I doing wrong
imbeingsounoriginal: My flirting technique is to stare at someone until they realize that I’m looking
That awkward moment when you forget a person's...
Reblog if you are so unpopular that you don't even...
When you have to sneeze, but it won't come out...
laugh-addict: when you lose touch with someone you really enjoyed hanging out with
Tumblr Staff: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? He’s not until someone touches him
fffcuk: im glad they blur it out when people give the middle finger on tv. i can’t imagine what the sight of an entire middle finger might do to a child’s mind.
northlan-e: its gotten to the point where i either feel no emotion or every emotion at once
Your handwriting. The way you walk. Which china pattern you choose. It’s all...– Chuck Palahniuk (via bottles-of-beer)
I want to be someone's favourite tumblr.
koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
sleepingg-with-kellin-quinn: officialalltimelow: crowpse: I DIDN’T FINDTHE TUMBLR BUT I FOUND “PRETTY GIRLS MAKING UGLY FACES” AND I WAS CRYING ON THE BUS I WAS LAUGHING SO AHRD THE SECOND ONE OMG I M CRRIYIGN THE THIRD ONE OMG NO SLEEP FOR ME EVER AGAIN.